Coming to a rear-end near you

I won’t explore the puns of the subject. Make of it what you will.

Yes. “SUREN” is coming to a butt near you. Make of that what you will, too. See www.suren.com.cn.

The creativity machine of the Middle Kingdom is at work again. It’s not difficult to see which company they are ripping off, too (if you’ve been living in an igloo or North Korea for the past 50 years, see www.levi.com).

So my name’s hanging off Chinese arses everywhere. I’m trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing, or whether there’s some symbolism in all this. Or, perhaps, whether someone, somewhere, is doing all this just to piss me off.

I wouldn’t it put it past someone, somewhere.